- Attach a picture of “GW” and/or Cheney to your dart board and do a little dance each time a dart sticks in their forehead
- Do a video of you singing Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Picture Show with several republicans in drag in a chorus line doing the “cancan”
- Do a nude ballet in a field of wild flowers (I felt like dancing after the election!)
- When your book is published come to the U.S. for a book signing tour so your fans here can meet you

As for topics for your blog:

- The need to develop alternative energy
- Why will some people let their kids watch “slasher” movies but nudity is the work of the devil
- What do we do with the conservatives who lost their election campaigns? Some suggestions include; crash test dummy, Fox News anchor, street cleaner, morning radio talk show host, the person who holds up the stop sign for road construction, Viagra spokesman, circus clown (makes for a scary clown) or an extra in a movie titled “The Rise and Fall of the American Empire”. Anyone else have suggestions?

“2) Clinton’s appointment as Secretary of State. Having Hillary in the Cabinet is more concessionary than anything, and I really don’t think Obama should do that. Although many subscribe to the “keep your friends close, enemies closer” dynamic, I don’t think it is beneficial to give someone completely subversive to you, that much power. As Secretary of State, Hillary will invariably seek power for herself on the international front, possibly seeking office against the incumbent in 2012. Altogether bad news, I say.”

Hillary will win with the international vote when we give the rest of the world suffrage. Since we don’t allow someone such as the California Governor the right to even run for president, it is not likely that we will allow people still affliated with offshore interests to vote.

And why should we? Most of them can’t even vote in thier own countries and participate fairly in thier own governments.

Our Arnie here is actually pretty good, kind of quiet, keeps to himself, does not cause a lot of mischief, etc. You see him on the local news now and then and he does not disrupt things. I have not thought a whole lot of how he would do on the natioanal scene, but as Govenor he is ok.

Michael Wheeler

You can write about where to put them! Darfur would be a good place for them to teach starving penniless refugees about the value of thrift, hard work, free enterprise and self-reliance (and low taxes). The Congolese jungle would be a good place for them to practise the survival of the fittest. It’s been a long time since the Moon has had a Real Man in it, and if we are still looking for life on Mars, neo-cons could be the answer.

Then there is Australia and Canada, where the neo-cons are still in power. Perhaps they could be put in an outback aboriginal community for some cultural sensitivity training, or an Arctic igloo for a first-hand examination of the effects of global warming!

Then when you make your video, you can prick a couple more balloons.

Sachiko … on January 20, 2009, blow up 3 balloons; paste pics of Bush, Cheney, and Rice on them; hold a pinprick to each one with a delightful look of anticipation; announce: “bye, Bush-san!” – prick!; “bye, Cheney-san!” – prick!; “bye, Rice-san!” – prick! Have a cheering section, too!

Loverboy

Originally Posted By Michael
Sachiko… you could celebrate by seeking an audience with the new President-Elect; I think he would be very interested in your views on politics and life / world issues, not to mention you could entertain him with your singing.

Sounds like a good idea.

I think you should write about continuing to fight small-minded and conservative views in society; for example, why is sex often considered taboo in western societies such as Australia and the US?

Yep, I certainly will be writing about that!

I think you should write about continuing to fight small-minded and conservative views in society; for example, why is sex often considered taboo in western societies such as Australia and the US?